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The Dark Side
THE DARK SIDE: There’s no pilpul in the Wisconsin Law Journal
I recently learned a new Yiddish term while reading a novel called "The Chosen" by Chaim Potok: "pilpul."
Read More »THE DARK SIDE: What is this state smokin’?
Everyone has to have faith in something or somebody. I have faith in the actuaries who work for insurance companies. If they say women should have lower rates for life insurance than men, then I know women live longer than men on average. If they base car insurance rates on zip codes, then I know zip codes are valid determinants ...
Read More »THE DARK SIDE: The hazards of playing basketball at the firehouse
A little while back, I was informed that somebody who plays for the Milwaukee Brewers had injured himself playing basketball and would be out for the beginning of the baseball season, if not longer.
Read More »THE DARK SIDE: 7th Circuit needs to enter the 20th Century
I arrived at work the other morning, all caffeinated and nicotined-up, excited about corrupting the youth of Milwaukee, the same as I do every other day.
Read More »THE DARK SIDE: When good unions go bad
This is an example of what is wrong with public sector unions. I’m not attacking public sector unions here. They have their pros and cons. But this case is a good example of one of the cons — excessive litigation that private sector unions and employers wouldn’t pursue. It is a 188-page decision from the Wisconsin Employment Relations Commission. It ...
Read More »THE DARK SIDE: Why I recycle only valuable things
I can understand why not everyone is as thrilled as I am with the governor’s proposed budget.
Read More »THE DARK SIDE: Faulkner knows how to write a good bailment story
It’s a pity I’m not as great a writer as William Faulkner.
Read More »THE DARK SIDE: The Grateful Dead meet the courthouse crowd
When I was young, it was an annual event to go see the Grateful Dead perform at Alpine Valley. You can imagine what that entailed. I never went to the extreme of traveling around the country to follow the band. Some people have always had to work, you know. But when they came to town every summer, it was a ...
Read More »THE DARK SIDE: Somebody moved my bowling alley
The abuse of eminent domain in the United States is at least as old as the U.S. Supreme Court's opinion in Berman v. Parker, 348 U.S. 26 (1954), in which the court shamelessly held that confiscating the property of homeowners and business owners, in order to transfer it to politically-connected cronies, was a valid public use, comparable to building a public road.
Read More »THE DARK SIDE: An Aesop’s Fable for the legal eagles
It was January in Wisconsin, and I was sitting in my dining room, watching the cardinals and chickadees at the birdfeeder through the window. I was shoveling fistfuls of fresh blueberries imported from Chile into my gullet, while I pondered how wonderful international trade is.
Read More »From the golf course to the courthouse
So who is, or was, your favorite client?
Read More »On Jay Cutler and Barry Manilow
After the mighty Chicago Bears lost the NFC Championship Game to the lowly Green Bay Packers, one commentator remarked that, at this point, Jay Cutler has about as much respect in the NFL as Barry Manilow does.
Read More »A fool and his money are soon parted
The key to remaining young at heart, I believe, is to find amusement in human stupidity, rather than defaulting to furious.
Read More »Where is all the promised promiscuity?
The Wisconsin director for some organization called the National Federation of Independent Business recently said that Wisconsin has one of the most "promiscuous" tort systems in the country. Inasmuch as I've always been a really big fan of promiscuous behavior, I figured I should check this out.
Read More »On The Twilight Zone and commerce
The State is not God."
Read More »Don’t believe what you read in the (other) papers
I know that you young people already know everything and hate to listen to advice from old misanthropes, but this is important, so please read on.
Read More »On laws, sausages and driving drunk
Otto von Bismarck is frequently attributed with saying that no man should see how laws or sausages are made.
Read More »Taking the pain out of the holidays
The holidays are coming, and if you're like me, that means you have to take a day or two off work and spend it with your family instead.
Read More »Free GG, the Geto Boys and speech
You would think that litigation over free speech would go away. Is it really so much to ask of people that they refrain from outlawing others from saying what they want?
Read More »Nobel Prizes usually ignoble event
This week, the Nobel Prizes will be awarded in Stockholm.
Read More »They don’t know what ‘frivolous’ is
This week, The Dark Side is going to do something it has never done before - write something that everyone, even progressives, will agree with - with one small caveat: I don't expect the judges on the 7th Circuit to agree.
Read More »On cheesecakes and Constitutions
Thanksgiving is this week, which means I'm being heavily badgered by folks who want me to make them pumpkin cheesecakes for the holiday, or at least give them my recipe.
Read More »Vegan meals just aren’t kosher
I recently read about an Orthodox Jew in prison in Indiana who successfully sued the Indiana Department of Corrections for violating his First Amendment by giving him vegan meals instead of kosher meals.
Read More »A public menace to public radio
Fox News commentator Juan Williams and I have a lot in common: we've both been banished from public radio.
Read More »Why the double standard on voter fraud?
As I drove past a billboard recently, there was a press conference going on. A bunch of special interest groups were protesting that the billboard was part of a vast conspiracy to keep law-abiding citizens from driving cars.
Read More »Pro se divorces just aren’t American
I had a very nice lunch recently with a judge who handles a family court calendar, swapping war stories and such.
Read More »I’d have a grand time with Civil Gideon
I've always thought that getting tarred and feathered was something that only happened in Mark Twain novels. But I think it could still happen today.
Read More »It’s just not that hard to follow the rules
There has been a great hullabaloo lately about Wisconsin's system of attorney discipline.
Read More »The Justice Department is wonderful
I recently watched the season premiere of my favorite television show.
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